Betta Fish: this is why we named her penis envy

el wiwi

I guess some people just see what they **want** to see eh?

I will refer to her only as her government name, psilocybe cubensis.

I could have stared at this fish for an hour from every angle, and the thought of a penis would have never crossed my mind.

Even if i were shaped like a penis, which, I dont believe she is, (I’ve seen many a penis in my day, none looking like this) Penis envy is something I’ll never have or want.

I’ll admit, I laughed at the absurdity. I think it’s fine, fish don’t even know their names much less understand them. And it’s not like they’re going to sneak outside and you have to walk down the neighborhood shouting it like a dog lol