Couple years back I went up north with my cousin, and a family friend. We stayed in a cabin in the upper part of LP Michigan, smack in the middle of the woods. we went for two days, I had never really fished much before, and we were going fly fishing in the middle of October, it was cold and i was clueless.
After a couple hours of fishing I noticed one of the salmon was really close to us, I had been trying to grab the nearby salmon in the water here and there but wasn't successful, but this time I managed to grab one out of the water as it was right next to me, and was more than likely an older guy.
I was holding him in the water, and my cousin was already on land so I asked him if he could take a picture, I didn't realize at first until my sleeve started to get wet that the fish was releasing itself all over me:
me (13) – "ehh, its spewing white shit all over me"
my cousin (13) – "it looks like cum"
me – "hey nono, whats the white stuff"
my grandpa (in a thick italian accent) – "hehe seman"
Honestly thought he was joking or we misheard him at first. Wish i knew that before i hugged the damn thing out of the water. We're going back up north some time this year and I'm 100% bringing a GoPro.
Anyway, I just thought this was a funny story.
Sorry for wasting your time.
Posted by Limitlessjack