Lil' Elvis, who was adopted from Ohio Fish Rescue some years ago as a smaller, greyer, more timid fish, has passed on after years of trashing his apartment and verbally abusing his neighbors through the windows and walls. He bit the hand that fed him until he developed a taste for human blood, rammed violently at every passer by, and shared his aquarium water with anyone foolish and close enough to be splashed.
He leaves behind a legacy of destruction and laughter and is survived by owners who will no longer take guests to see "the central America dick fish" and try to convince people to put their finger in the tank.
Even at 15" total length he couldn't escape to land and lay waste the way he wanted, and we hope he can't trade his fins for wings in heaven and do that now. Based on how he treated everyone and everything he encountered, it would seem unlikely.
Lil Elvis, you will be missed you old cuss.
Posted by vapingDrano
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He was a beautiful fish!
That fish was 15 inches?! I got a baby flowerhorn and its like 2.5 maybe 3 inches! Very nice looking fish by the way.
“the central America dick fish” – this had me laughing out loud.
He certainly seemed to be a character and I’m sure he’ll be missed.