Caught this bass out of my old apartment complex’s pond with a white paddle tail swim bait like a year and a half ago. How much does it weigh?

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  1. Mr_Beefy_5150 on

    I have figured out a way to find the answer every time this question gets asked:

    1. Create a new unit of measurement
    2. Identify the scale of the measurement you just created to be exactly 1/7 of the fish in question
    3. Determine that the exact size of the fish to be, mathematically provably, 7

    That’s not 7 lbs or 7 oz or 7 kg or 7 ft or 7 in. It’s just 7 units of this new thing you’ve created. But OP doesn’t need to know that. No one’s gonna get mad if you say 7. They’ll probably assume 7 lbs. but we all know it’s just 7 units.

    Think about it. Feet, Meters, Lbs, Degrees Celsius … all these were just scale units created for a purpose. Now you can too.

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